THE OUTTAKES

Released information from various stages of VSB's development.
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THE OUTTAKES

Post by kainenable » Fri May 02, 2003 3:11 am

VOHAUL STRIKES BACK: THE OUTTAKES

This is a hidden area in the game. It is activated when you write "OUTTAKE" at the boot camp gate sequence. Below is a variety of various (fictional, of course) outtakes.

INTRO

Scene: "Vohaul Strikes Back" logo

Director (me): Ah, Vohaul Strikes Back. The very first serious game-project I'd ever worked on. Sure, we had a few problems, but I'm happy it ended with a great game, worthy of bearing the title "Space Quest". But behind all the good experience we had making this game, we also had a few accidents. Voice actors who just didn't work, scenes that went wrong or other things that ended on the cutting room floor. Get ready for this R-rated inside-game documentary which I've chosen to call...

The text "THE OUTTAKES" appears beneath the VSB logo.

Director: SPACE QUEST: VOHAUL STRIKES BACK THE OUTTAKES

Fade-out

HUGH G. RECTION OUTTAKES

Scene: picture of Hugh

Director: Hugh G. Rection was known as one of the best available at voice acting. Unwittingly what was going to take place, we contacted him and immediately signed a contract with him. We never should have done that, and here is a few examples why...

Scene: Pie-ery

Bea and Roger (played by Hugh G. Rection) is sitting and dining at a table.

Bea: Roger?

Hugh: Yeah, sexbomb?

Bea: I'd appreciate if you didn't call me that...

Hugh: Ah, don't be silly, babe. We're meant to be together.

Director (in the background): CUT!!! Okay, let's try it again. Hugh, you gotta remember your lines!

Hugh: 'Kay, boss!

Director (in the background): Ready, and action!

Bea: Roger?

Hugh: Yes, dear?

Bea: Remember that little accident we had a while ago?

Hugh: Do I?! Boy, you were terrific. The best girl I've ever had! Could we do it again sometime? You know I'm always HOT!

Director (in the background): CUT!!! This is terrible. Let's try again...

Fade-out

Narrator (director): But this wasn't the only problem we had with Hugh...

Fade-in

Scene: Radon (outside the mallard)

Bea and Hugh are standing besides the mallard.

Bea: Okay, Roger. You go scout out for the fortress while I stay with the ship...

Hugh: But before I do that, can I play with your breasts?...

Director (in the background): CUT!!! AGAIN FROM THE TOP!

Bea: Okay, Roger. You go scout out for the fortress while I stay with the ship...

Hugh: Ooh, what a sexy voice you've got!

Bea: THAT'S IT!!!

Bea kicks Hugh in the groin. An awful bone-breaking sound is heard.

Narrator (director): He is now known as Dick Less...

Fade-out

DOUG NUT OUTTAKES

SCENE: picture of Doug Nut

Narrator (director): And then we had a big guy called Doug Nut... He must have weighed more than a metric ton, but we didn't care; we could practially use EVERYONE! Only, we shouldn't have come to that decision...

Fade-in

SCENE: Radon (outside the mallard)

Bea is standing besides the mallard.

Director (in the background): Ready and action!

A very fat arm is coming out of the hole at the top of the ship. Another comes up. Doug Nut tries to get his head out of the mallard, but gets stuck. He really tries to squeeze his body out of the ship, but it won't work. Eventually, the floor beneath him collapses and the mallard falls through the floor. Doug screams. BANG! He hits the ground. The set begins to shake.

Director (in the background): We need 50 roadies brave enough to get up Doug. Any volunteers?

Narrator (director): (laughs) Yeah, we must have killed 86 roadies while working with Doug!

Fade-out

SCENE: Vohaul's compound

Doug Nut is marched up to Vohaul by the apemen. Doug stretches out his hand.

Doug (thick redneck accent): Hiya, Mr. President! Got any beer?

Vohaul: Ummm... Beer... No, but (tries to do an evil voice) I have a scheme that will destroy the universe (tries to laugh maniacally) Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa...

Doug (thick redneck accent): Awww... That's a shame...

Vohaul: What's a shame?

Doug (thick redneck accent): Well, you know... UNGH! I THINK I GOTTA...

Doug lets out a giant fart that sounds like it has been part of the 1812 Variety (quote off Gene Simmons' book, "KISS and Make-up" ;)). The apemen and Vohaul gets blown away. The entire set is blown down.

Doug: (thick redneck accent): Ooops...

SCENE: The entire crew wearing gasmasks

A picture of the crew wearing gasmasks.

Director: Cut...

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Post by pcj » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:28 am

Is this still going to be included in the game?

Sounds like a good idea, don't know if it'll work out, though.

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Post by kainenable » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:47 am

Meh, if we have time and energy we can include it. Otherwise we can just scrap it.

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Post by pcj » Sun Oct 05, 2003 10:59 am

OK...

I guess only time (and patience) will tell...

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